“Every kid down in K-ville liked Christmas a lot …
But the Grad, who lived just north of K-ville did not!
The Grad hated Christmas! The whole Christmas Season!
Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be her external monitor wasn’t synched up just right.
It could be, perhaps, that her deadline was too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that her draft was two sizes too small.”